[sees artistic photoshoot of naked people] okay but where the fuck are their genitalia?
*about to leave house* wait! *pours strawberita into a mason jar* I’m ready
if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.
i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?
*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?
lmao people mock fanfiction but when u think about it some people manage to create novel-length stories that are extremely well written without getting paid and they do it on top of school and work and everything else in their lives just because they love to write and they love the original story or the people they write about like im pretty sure that’s more productive than being the person who is just sat there laughing at it all
what I did today
don’t dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you have, dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you want
*shows up ten minutes early with peets*